anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

mukenope:

It’s definitely the glasses that makes him… stable”

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(Source: itsmuke)

(Source: fivesource)

drtbags:

the day they sing english love affair live is when you’ll hear the last of me 

diehardsneverdie:

hell yeah i’m a dick, girl

addicted to you

image

(Source: patricksmiles)

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli)

lol-cashton:

my life goal is to give Calum Hood a boner

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.

nowavvves:

If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise

MICHAEL WANTS ANOTHER SLICE [+]

(Source: ellylikesblonds)

mernermsmerkal:

5sos need to go back to australia and grow their accents back and maybe ride a kangaroo or something.

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER